|Morning 1906, Clarence White (Fair Use, Public Domain)|
Okay, so you’ve left me,
I can cope with that (or can I?).
But why leave all the mess,
the toilet seats up,
toothpaste spit in the sink,
curly pubes stuck in soap,
dirty towels stuffed in cupboards,
and tidemarks ringing the bath –
it’s no wonder I nag you, no wonder I drink
I don’t know how I put up with you,
you dress like a tramp,
you stink of raw garlic,
snore like a pig
and your conversations a bore.
And now you have the cheek to leave me
saying you can’t stand me no more!
(Can’t stand me – I just don’t get that!)
Go then I said and damn you, you did!
You’ve gone and you’ve left me you garlic-breathed pig!
Damn you! Damn you and damn you!
You’ll so regret leaving me
for I’m perfect you know!
For Kerry’s Camera Flash prompt at Real Toads – cheers Kerry!